And this is a good day
~knock knock~ "Mom? Did you feed Walker yet?" (Walker is our beta fish)
9 seconds later
~knock knock~ (different child) Mom? When are we going to the store?
me: As soon as I tell you it's time to go.
1.5 seconds later
~knock knock~ (yet another different child) Mom? Does blood come out?
child: "Because I have it all over my shirt."
me: From what?
child: "I don't know."
And this ladies and gentlemen, is why I worry about my sanity on a regular basis.